tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899727388640237524.post6567736317934151675..comments2023-08-03T07:06:54.874-07:00Comments on The Book Of Ali: HAIR SQUEEZE ME!!!!TheBookOfAlihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09156330302964608666noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899727388640237524.post-43686598190624220322012-06-18T11:40:51.444-07:002012-06-18T11:40:51.444-07:00Really enjoyed this....Funny yet true but trim nas...Really enjoyed this....Funny yet true but trim nasal hair with a nail cutter?Physienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899727388640237524.post-89517501324350452932012-06-18T10:24:36.445-07:002012-06-18T10:24:36.445-07:00HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA alibaba you no try at all oh...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA alibaba you no try at all oh, nasal hairs and chain saw huh?????????? lmaoooooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899727388640237524.post-87762095284615408662012-06-18T03:26:13.471-07:002012-06-18T03:26:13.471-07:00Lol. Funniest piece I've read in ages. Ali bab...Lol. Funniest piece I've read in ages. Ali baba will always be my best.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899727388640237524.post-53994417624004455302012-06-15T17:31:43.976-07:002012-06-15T17:31:43.976-07:00Hahahhaha my legs failed me after I read " RE...Hahahhaha my legs failed me after I read " REALLY? Bald headed guys make me think of Christmas Carols... NO HAIR! NO HAIR! NO HAIR! NO HAIR! CHRIST IS THE KIIIIIIIIIIING OF IIIIISRAEL... " Chai! If to say I dey read this thing for public na so I for take embarass myself for there... Choi!<br /><br />Number one comedian for a reason, nobody fit do am like you jare.... "oops that was Denrele"Oge (NR)https://www.blogger.com/profile/12855820897071831855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899727388640237524.post-24968491382611948242012-06-14T22:28:19.177-07:002012-06-14T22:28:19.177-07:00Chapter 3
1) And the people where amazed, and the...Chapter 3<br /><br />1) And the people where amazed, and their hearts bled, for Farcrook was a man in whom they had put their trust.<br /><br />2) So Farcrook arose, and said; Otedollar is my briber, I did not request. He maketh me to sit down in his Maitama house; he leadeth me beside the chilled champagne.<br /><br />3) He exploited my greed; he leadeth me in the path of marked dollars for subsidy’s sake.<br /><br />4) Yea, even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of EFCC, I will fear no arrest: for bribes are with me; my loots and my kickbacks they comfort me.<br /><br />5) Thou preparest the dollars before me, in the presence of the SSS: thou anointest my mouth with wine; my pocket runneth over.<br /><br />6) Surely the shame and reproach shall follow me all the days of my life, but I will dwell in the house of PDP forever and ever.<br /><br />7) And the people wept, but there was no one to console them.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08283520183886816352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899727388640237524.post-44066678349486927822012-06-14T22:13:27.867-07:002012-06-14T22:13:27.867-07:00Chapter 2
1) So the king assembled the people and...Chapter 2<br /><br />1) So the king assembled the people and said unto them; a measure of oil shall no longer be seven scores of silver and one, but shall now be four scores of silver, one dozen and five, to this your leaders have agreed. Praise me now therefore for I am a benevolent king.<br /><br />2) And after all these, the Loudspeaker of the House of People said, let us inquire into the king’s claim that there be no money in the royal treasury. So they appointed Farcrook, son of Lawal.<br /><br />3) And said unto him, gather ye now all the oil sellers, that we may know who stole from the kingdom. This did him with diligence, and came back with his report saying<br /><br />4) Thieves abound in the land, and so have the oil sellers stole from the people, and gave them not oil, this they did with the help of Aliyaro the king’s mistress; and the amount he mentioned was unheard of in the land.<br /><br />5) When the people heard this, they were dismayed, and sorrow gripped their hearts.<br /><br />6) But the oil sellers went in unto the king in his chamber, and said; rememberest thou O king that the what we stole did we make available to thy campaign, and by thus did we make you king.<br /><br />7) If thou deliver us unto the people that they may punish us, we will hold not our tongue to tell the people that thou art one of us.<br /><br />8) And they said unto him, how else shall we destroy the message if not to destroy the messenger? Let us therefore implicate Farcrook the son of Lawal in this matter.<br /><br />9) So they sent a certain rich man from the West by the name Otedollar, and he took Farcrook into his house and gave him some money, that he may alter the report which he had set before the people.<br /><br />10) And it was that Otedollar went before an assembly of the people and said unto them, trust ye this man who said we stole from the treasury? Surely he is one of us, for he came unto me in the middle of the night, and he left with his pockets full of money.<br /><br />End of Chapter 2Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08283520183886816352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899727388640237524.post-77665130439030600692012-06-14T20:22:58.193-07:002012-06-14T20:22:58.193-07:00Roflmao.. Lwkmd.. Lmaoooooo.. Oh God! Alibaba u av...Roflmao.. Lwkmd.. Lmaoooooo.. Oh God! Alibaba u ave killed me dis early morning o. I've woken everyone in my house up o.. And I'm still laffing hysterically. Oh my God.. Lafta don kill me o.. Choi. Jeez, I ave to give it to u o. Yuwa d king of comedy. I've actually got freaking tears in my eyes mehn. Abeg make I reduce my lafta. My sis is giving me serious dagger eyes. Now I'm scared of opening d 2nd one o.. Lmaoooo. Ali Baba u no go kill somebody. YEe, my mama dey come o..Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01689490065632841375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899727388640237524.post-62217668351326438132012-06-14T19:49:30.874-07:002012-06-14T19:49:30.874-07:00I give up ...... Ur case don pass becareful
who ha...I give up ...... Ur case don pass becareful<br />who have you bn eatingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899727388640237524.post-81366446896270765402012-06-14T13:25:58.901-07:002012-06-14T13:25:58.901-07:00"Can there be a law that says ones a portion ..."Can there be a law that says ones a portion of your hair is gone let the rest go? Can we occupy for that? Because guys who 70-80% of their hair is naturally AWOL, who, instead of extending the natural desertification to the rest of the head, keep carrying around the rest like they want some sympathy.".... lmao.. <br /><br />Or when our brothers from the west attempt combing part of watz left over the bald section n "sleeking it with gel"..eclectichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00541165196957000202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-899727388640237524.post-8598644158744443762012-06-14T11:52:38.560-07:002012-06-14T11:52:38.560-07:00AliBaba you wee not kee somborri o! Hahahahaha. &#...AliBaba you wee not kee somborri o! Hahahahaha. 'No hair no hair no hair no haaaiiir' that line almost snapped my ribs. I'm so loving this blog. Keep the fire burning Sir.Enwereji Nancy Chiomahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04195014301318815306noreply@blogger.com