MATTHEW 4:1-11

MATTHEW 4
1. No be small thing o! Jesus just DEY him own jeje na so Devil come and come and carry him travel go where he set exam for am

2. Bros Jay sef no DEY try... How him no go lem 40 days and 40 nights? He must H na!

3. The hunger hold Jesus for spine so tey, one bad mind come dey test am, say "EHEN, no be you say God na your peele? OYA convert this granite to Agege bread make I see."

4. Jesus na bad guy o! No do no do Jesus turn the thing to rough. Con ans Devil... "You no go school. You no read where, them talk say "Make guys no they wack bread alone? Say unless only the yarns from Baba Gorde mouth?" ...but wait o! you sure say Jesus true true DEY hung? Because Agege bread no be bad idea o!


5. Devil come look Jesus corner eye, con say, "Ok. You get mouth" con carry Jesus go top top of the hiiiiiiiiighest part of the cathedral for their shosh. That no be kidnapping?

6. Devil con do eye like Frank Edoho, con tell Jesus again, (no forget say Jesus never lem o! All him eye go don DEY see vision) "EHEN! If na true say you be God Pickin and them born you well, close your eye then jump from here... You been think say I no DEY read ABI, Shebi Gorde talk say him go send him angels against garlala for you and say them go carry you like Omomo for hand, make you no go use leg back stone come talksay one thing do one thing"

7. Jesus eye clear sharp sharp, because from that place go down... Na die be dat! Jesus con tell am say "Look here, you go wound o! ABI you no hear say "Make you no take God they do who wants to be a millionaire?" Devil been wan ans am if that na him final answer.. But time no DEY and Devil DEY hurry.

8. Devil still no GREE, con carry Jesus go another hiiiiiiiiiiigheeeeeest mountain, that type for National Geographic WEY DEY be like inside freezer, ( this devil SEF get mind o! Na Jesus I blame SEF, him no fit say ABEG ABEG... Just they follow Devil like say na twitter) anyway, then con rich the place Devil come give Jesus binoculars take look all the world, con show am all the better better things,

9. Devil, that is Frank Edoho, con smile and frown at the same time, con face Jesus korokoro, (you see say him no DEY fear him head) and come and say, "You see all those things, crude oil, diamond, gold, babes,... Everything everything! I go dash you, if you just say migwo and tuuuuuaaale for me."

10. This time Jesus Hunger don mix with vex turn to provoking. Jesuc con Parannoyed join the matter. Bros Jay just hold Devil collar with one hand draw him e year, with the other hand... con warn am, "Fade commot for here Satan! Abi you no know say E DEY book say, "Make we DEY tuuuuaaaale only Jehovah and only him we go DEY butu for" so before the spit i spit for ground dry and I open my eye, Make you don vaaaa from here!

11. Before Jesus open eye SEF, Devil don bale! Body phone am, because, the angels begin land like Nigerian police after the gbege don finish... Come DEY form busy body give Jesus... But na only Angel Gabriel Jesus get him time... Him bring KFC with cold sprite.