Trust u are good.
Pls spare me some time. Just a few things bothering me. If u finish reading and it makes no sense... Please delete or just ignore.
A lot of guys in my generation (40-60+) are messing up the perception of life, moral and cutural values of these young ladies (19-30). They have used their affluence and generosity which they shower on the girls to get between their legs to totally confuse them on what love and essence of life is all about. These girls are now so mixed and messed up, they don't relate well with females their mate who don't lead their kind of life. A young girl who drives a Range Rover Sport, courtesy an Aristole, now thinks she is better than a girl who still takes taxis or manages a Kia Rio. And whistles Wizkid's "My money and your money.. No be mate" anytime they go past each other. True. Your body and her body no DEY the same grade too. Or you forget that wear and tear shows with age?
To worsen the matter, young men (25-35) who should be their suitors (marriage partners) are now "not on their level". Now these young guys are looking for whatever it is that can help them muster some edge in the relationship. This is one major reason that pushes these young men into all sorts of activities just to measure up to the competition of the Aristoles. Like Yahoo yahoo, gigolo runs, pimping, drugs, fraud, stealing, just name it! These young men, have been pushed to the lower rungs of the babe hustle that girls easily discard them like a bad tweet. Why do you think the boys are not smiling? KEMI, NKECHI, ZAINAB, ESE, LARA, TIWA, MABEL, AND CO, have tasted the proceeds of runs and the wahala of dating a young guy will expose them to a different kind of runs... Diarrhoea!
Am suspecting, no I lie, I have come to know that once the girls have been thoroughly corrupted, my guys(40-60+) just move on to the next one. They leave the young girl with a lifestyle that she has now gotten used to and MUST be maintained because she can not let people tell her LOBATAN! That is "I hate to say I told you". Or like they will say in Warri, "shebi body done phone you, ansa the call na!". Consequently, the young girl looks for the next Aristole and when she finds one, she does all she can to keep him, which includes not giving him any reason to leave her such as being caught with a hustling guy, and she also does anything she can not to let any other desperately-searching-for-an-ATM kinda babe snatch him. Not to mention that she equally keeps 1 or 2 more Aristoles as back up. No law says you can't have a MasterCard, Visa and Diners at the same time, in a handbag.
Which begs the question, why don't these guys (40-60) date their female age-mates (40-60)? Why the small small girls?
U hear excuses like, the older babes have passed their prime. They prefer young blood. Bla bla bla.
All lies.
I think their female peers are now mature. Not as gullible as the young girls they dangle generosity to. Independent. Can stand up to them. Can't be impressed with anything and they also (may just may) have their own dough if not more sef. Besides, the older babes could be friends with their wives and you never know she just may tell. Some of these older babes, the older guys run from, may not be in the game for fun, which is what the Aristoles are in it for, the babes want marriage or a serious relationship.
Or could it be that the Aristoles need the young babes to prove that they can still be called active guys? In case my guys missed the memo, all those girls that shout "Oh you are killing me!" "Please stop! Let me rest?" "You're the best" "Wow! Where do you get the strength from?" "My whole body is on fire!"... IT'S LIES! LIES! They will say that to a 96 years old man too. It's an ATM template. Those are the passwords that make it rain. And if that is what you like to hear, Im not holding brief for anybody, but I have been told, by many that some of those old babes have experiences that have been earned over the years that the young girls of these days can not match even with the best monosyllabic moans and passwords. Like I said, I was told.
Oh! Hold on! Scratch that
Could it be KARMA? Could my guys also have suffered the "not on our level phase" back in the days as well with these older babes? Did these older babes turn them down then because they did not have the things to compete back then with the Aristoles of the time?
Hmmm
Isnt it funny that the same guys, who some babes did not see anything in back then, continued hustling.... stepped on fortune and embraced opportunities and BLEW... Became a big boy and all of a sudden those same babes ( who were the darlings of aristoles back then) that told them SLIPPERS GET SIZE, are now the ones beefing them for running after small small girls!
What goes around comes around abi?
Sorry I wasted your time, because I don't know what I'm saying right now!!!!
Ignore me.
Of late, your write-ups have gone from very funny to full blown reality. And yes, this may cut some hearts, but truth must be told anyhow anyday.
ReplyDeleteGuys within the age grade 21 - 35 have got no option than to match up and even surpass these ladies else, nothing for you.
So in essence, Alibaba is saying HUSTLE HARD, get your dream girl and settle. If she no gree, it's her loss afterall, 'body go soon begin call, make dem ready to ansa phone o'
good job man!
Well scripted as always, sad to say, its d old folks dat av ruined d society with rubbish precedents dey've set for us. Funny how dey av the guts to say "children of nowadays" no be dem train us? Make God punish devil. Anyways, God go deliver us.
ReplyDeleteHa hahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteUncle, na true oh......In spite of the fact that am a girl, I agree 100%....especially as i follow for those wey dem dey sing my money and your money no be mate for, lol......another factor though is the reluctance of the young men to be serious......not playing devil`s advocate, but some babes reasoning na, if u no be ATM and u no ready to settle, wetin i dey do here......
Na wa oh......my colleagues are looking at me like am bonkers.... Well done sir..... Megwo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice write-up Boss! U are a genius who gives life to those minute daily occurences. Always refreshing to catch a glimpse of your beautiful mind through these write-ups.
ReplyDeleteTrue talk ALIBABA. GIve it to them as e dey hot.......
ReplyDeleteIn my view, its all shortsightedness, my parents have been together since my dad was 22 and mom 20; now they are 74 and 72. Even the bible talks about not neglecting the wife of your youth.
ReplyDeleteInteresting write up,funny but sad to say its true,we can only learn and wait for our time because the slippers wey get size go run out of fashion as Flip flops go reign that year ....Kudos Bro
ReplyDeleteTrue talk.all these aristo runs are ruining the lives of our youNg girls. Girls please don't be in a hurry to drive the latest cars
ReplyDeletewhat a satiric write-up Ali keep it up is all i can say, u got me laffing with the expression '...its just an ATM template..' truly it is.
ReplyDeleteYou actually know what you're saying, sir. It's just that you, as well as I after reading this, don't know who to blame. The young girls trying to get a huge account, the older men pumping their accounts, or the older ladies who may have shrugged off their mates back then. Truth is, the young ladies are impatient, the older men are greedy, foolish and unsatisfied, the younger men are envious and hopeful at the same time, and the older women are, well, victims. I think. Sorry I wasted your time, ignore me.
ReplyDeleteThis article is really deep and well thought..it gives me something to worry about...maybe one should just become a reverend father or something...cos even i am guilty of dating younger gurls..and yes its becos my agemates wont date me...well said Egon well Said!
ReplyDeleteGOD SAVE YOU YOU DIDNT WASTE MY TIME! LOL.THANKS FOR TELL US THE TRUTH THERE IS NOTHING BUT SPARE PART IN UR AGE GROUP(40-60+) FOR YOUNGUNS LIKE US.ROTL.
ReplyDeleteThis is the gospel truth. I like the way you did the rounabout on why older ladies may be getting the short shift from the aristos in their age range. I had never considered that. Whenever people say aristos are destroying the lives of young ladies, I always beg to differ. An offer from an older man is an invitation to treat, an advert if you will. You have the right to refuse or accept. The main culprit here is GREED. Good old ojukokoro. Young ladies throw away all morals, all upbringing, just to compete with themselves in a game that is a farce, existing only in their heads, forgetting that there's always tomorrow and younger girls to unseat them from their imaginary perch.
ReplyDeleteI did a similar post titled Aristoism: Rules of Engagement. http://www.cherrychatter.blogspot.co.uk/2011/12/aristoism-rules-of-engagement.html?m=1 Please visit my blog to check it out . It will make my day
Long may u reign BROS! I only fear dat u may fallout wit many in ur generation Fø̲̣̣я̅ trying 2 spoil dia market! May d small gals who av ears listen! More thotz to ur brain plz! We need more pple like u!
ReplyDeleteThe ladies that are into ARISTO, aka RUNS, aka PROSTITUTION are just the lazy & un-ambitious ones. They want the good things of life & would rather spread their legs to get it.
ReplyDeleteI know it takes 2 to tango, but maybe if the ladies had value for themselves, it won't be as rampant as it is now. But they are the enablers, that's why its become a norm in our society.
If a research could be done, I won't be suprised if 5 out of 10 are either into it or have been @ one point or another..
Ur indeed an interesting personality.we do need some of these 2 ease d tension of boko haram matter in nigeria
ReplyDeleteLike sum1 said its shortsightedness n nt gettin their priority right...
ReplyDeleteGood write up!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou hit the nail in the head, a friend and i were having this same conversation a couple of days ago..small small i don become addict to this your blog ooh,always looking forward to the next post. What surprises me is how get the time through your obviously busy schedule. I haail
ReplyDeleteThe truth is the truth, any modification of it just makes it the opposite, that the young male adults are not able to engage the best of their female counterparts isn't a far fetched phenomena, the irony of it is that it has pushed some of us into a state of self hustle and others into and extreme of illegal hustle, which ever way, those of your generation should realize, they are sowing a seed in ours, the resultant effect is then dependent our generations ability to REACT or RESPOND. @olugbenga.IT
ReplyDelete"Those are the passwords that make it rain." HAhahhahahah .... I don die
ReplyDeleteATM template indeed!
ReplyDeleteHope people dey hear am
Good write up for ladies of today and guys who will not think of their future,as u rightly said,its Karma sort of. But both should realise dat future is very important.
ReplyDeleteBaba, are you talking from experience?..;)
ReplyDelete'A word is enough for the wise'.
ReplyDeleteABEG UNCLE YOU ARE TALKIG SENSE. YOU ARE ON POINT.RUNS? CAN IT BE ERADICATE? ASK THIS GIRLS AND YOU WILL HEAR DIFFERENT REASON WHY THEY DO RUNS.LETS JUST PRAY FOR THE ECONOMY OF THE COUNTRY TO IMPROVE. WE CANT EVEN ASK OUR RELIGIOUS LEADERS TO INTERVENE BECAUSE SOME ARE CONFIRMED ARISTOLES
ReplyDelete...Who says you can't have a master card, visa card and a verve card in the same bag... Lolz, u go wound o or rather, body go soon telephone u. U too much sir
ReplyDeleteAlibabs, it takes a fool to open her leg to a fool. Thanks for the write up. Kudos
ReplyDeleteTrue talk bros. Ђδω I wish we can have Ǥõõϑ bloggers † continue passing this powerful message † our young babes.
ReplyDeleteA word they say is enough ƒσя d wise!!!
Wow!...onpoint as usual..I love the fact that it attacks the old ones who are supposed to be the wise ones..its saddening that they r the ones displaying such folly..
ReplyDeleteIf the little girls have refused to be smart and intelligent, the old men should show wisdom that comes with age or rather experience...hmmm..nd yet they call themselves our fathers..very sad..