This morning, THE JOINT MILITARY RESTORATION COUNCIL took oba the government up zee qwan three .
Ze situation in ze qwan three eye gwuatting out up Quantrol
Quan-see-queently we harp day-sided to take oba to aboyeed any prada dexteriorashan.
We qwan not jazz sit their and wash our qwan-three see-carter beepor our highs.
We harp upsaaabed with care-pull seriousness how the wealth of zee nashan have been stolen korokoro without anything dan.
We harp seen fee full who had no frofer ezuqwashan harp taken oba zee management up ou resources and teeep all zee money.
Zee Saab-see-dee frobe has powder justeepied our actions.
How qwan you qwollect money pour something I did not suffly? I no get heart?
We qwan north jazz sit down and wash our fee full killed like qwommon abunnna. HABA!
Qwaarupshan he is now zee order up zee day.
No water. No Nayfar. No security. No gwuud road. No abunnna em em em emfloyment. No justice. No sue far eagles far. No network. No em em em... Yowa! No food
How can an airline offerate without frofer check off?
How can filenty fee full die and no one was fired?
BOKO haram is killing fee full lep right and centre like it is qwamputer game
Still yet zee leaders are quarrying on like haybry thing is pine
Fee full are fissing on zee road side, when zay know it is infrofer and a porm up hindiseeflin
Qwantractor will take mobilisation pee and still yet not even start talk less to peenish zee qwantract.
Students in our tertiary abunnna are grazooating without henfloyeement
Heben zee students are not froferly trained to be henfloyed
Most of zee girls have turn zemselp to runs GEZ. Are they free faring for Olymfic?
Qwanpeenies a making filenty filenty money, billions FA and zay are not faying zee exfected tax
Armed robbery and kidnapping has beqwam a hobby.
Some simful ordinary man will teep pibe handred naira and be sentenced to hanging while so barawo big man will teeep filenty billiiian and will say it is feelee vargain. Dangiskan
Qwanseeqwently, we harp decided as pollos
The qwan steal tuition desorbed
The pederal executeeef council desorbed
Office of the first lady nationwide desorbed
National and state assembeelee desorbed
Dana air desorbed
Amnesty frogram desorbed
BOKO haram desorbed
All state governors desorbed except Lagos and Rivers State
Sue Far Eagles desorbed
We also harp decided, petrol is back to 50 naira fer litre
UNILAG is now UNILAG
All seaports, airforts, roadforts in short all forts closed.
Any folitishean that escafes we will find you and deal with you deciseebly so just stay where you are and frefare to pace the music. We hope you like Azonto and alanta... Because you have dance kurukere with our resources.
Anybody who collaborate with any folitishean to escafe will be killed
We are not joking.
We are going to start probing zee mismanagement of our resources from the time up General Muritala Mohammed. So if you know you choffed government abunnna, confessing will not work. Too late. You shall be killed. You can save us the exfences by drinking otafiafia... Because it is pinished
Inshallah We shall not fail till all the criminals that brought Nigeria to its present qwandishean are killed
Gwad beeless the Pederal Refublic of Nigeria
Gwad will furnish the fee full that we cash
It was so real, I woke up in a pool of sweat. Thanking God it was a dream. Because we do not want a military regime again.