I had published this piece long ago on my Facebook page. Just sharing with you....
My name is Ali Baba... I yam hey Waffarian.
I was talking with some guys in Warri this weekend. And the Boko Haram matter came up. We talked and argued on this issue for a while.
Then, Jolomi, asked us to hear him out. I was laughing all through his contribution. Maybe, I shouldn't have.
"Make I year wodu! Boko. BoKo. Dem be willi willi? If dem see person bless dem with koboko then go VAA!
No be party wey fawol no fit attend na hin krokroach dey dance bugallo & backslide? Dem see olele president na him cause am. If na wen dat kpians OBJ dey who born Boko with "let's dialogue"? Dem 4 don borrow leg take dialogue with speed! Dem chop winch?
Dia fada yansh! Dem no reach o!
As our guys meean reach, when doz deaf & dumb soja wey no get rank come Odi for Bayelsa, even goat bale! When OBJ, dat crase pack all d whole soja wey no know which battalion dem dey sef come area, d town echo na! So tey pikin wey him mama carry for back dey beg him mama make she drop am so him go fit take offfff welllllll!
Na 2day? Boko guys know who them dey send go general market like say them dey play WHOT! I sure say OBj still get the gsm number of those Soja wey come Odi. Make Goodluck control OBJ, to connect those guys, Boko go humble. Body go phone them.
Abegi, no even bring bomb level. Osama Osama, when he see the shooting and bombing, he aware na. Why him no wait? Those boys wey dey watch RAMBO I, II, III as homework... Leff matter o! Boko dey preach violence... OBJ na the Pope of violence... Person wey inspire Timaya 2 sing Dem don Kill dem mama? Dem dey learn!
Una dey here dey shout boko! boko!! Useless tory wey dey make cold beer warm!
May we talk another thing. I take God beg una.
PS... Just before you start to think Jolomi is a never do well, pls note, Jolomi passed his MOCK exams. He is a SUPPOSE FINISH of Urhobo College, Govt College, Ughelli, Unity School, Agbarho, Essi College, Hussey College (twice) and currently a senio lecturer at PTI (motor park)